a look into the unknown

so i promised to update on the piss fiasco.

basically, i woke up at 4 am and much to my surprise there was my roomate standing at my bedside in the dark with only his boxer briefs on. next, he proceeded to piss on my bed (yes like a toilet) while i was comfortably lying down, but luckily i was not struck with any direct contact. i sprung up to dodge the stream and just kinda sat in shock and awe and confusion. i didnt know if i wanted to try to stop him/tackle him and risk making things more messy, but i just let him finish. i did shout his name to try to wake him or whatever, get him to realize what he was doing and he responded with a defensive “what?” and continued peeing. after successfully relieving himself, he then attempted to climb back into his top bunk by stepping on the back of his chair which flipped out from under him, but he miraculously did not fall down, nor wake up/unblackout? he picked back up the chair and this time i held the chair for him to let him climb up and he went back to rest. i was surprisingly not all that upset nor angry nor ready to piss on him as he slept, but i simply began to orderly clean the mess. i stripped my freshly desacrated newly washed sheets and threw them in the laundry sink and picked up my thoroughly soaked tempurpedic matress top and attempted to wash it in the shower. all in all, i managed to get the piss out of my stuff (or id like to believe i did) and let my sheets dry on the sink and let the matress air out/dry in the breezeway (which the cold rainy weather did not help with). as a side note, my roomate was entirely wasted the night before and also has had instances of sleeptalking/walking, so this may have been a combination of blackout and sleepwalking.

some may say i handled this situation as a push over or that i should have made him clean it or gotten stuff from him as compensation (which i guess is only fair), but honestly and sadly i live for these experiences. haha. i long for excitement/unpredictability in my life, no matter how inconvenient or weird or strange. i enjoy the unique experiences that make for semi-interesting stories. i wait for the days when my roomate pees on my bed. as long as he doesnt do it again…